somewhere along the way I teamed up with a canadian named dylan HENDRICKS. professor Hendricks earned his masters in political theory and his doctorate in russian studies from Bishkek University where he became the foremost authority on the ambitious life and times of Helmut KRAVITZ. you can learn more about helmut kravitz at www.thepenguinrepublic.com.

Dr. hendricks introduced me to the music of the fresh cut salads—I spent several years touring with the band and can honestly say that their music will cause you to puke with awe, stick that awe-puke up your pipe and smoke it, then exhale the awe-puke smoke, bottle it, stick a sticker on the bottle, and sell the bottle of awe-puke smoke at the store in the aisle designated for all perishable and non-perishable hopes and dreams. if this sounds like something you would like to experience, please visit them at www.freshcutsalads.com.